a-hole

ROME — What does it take for a Hollywood A-lister to get a private audience with Pope Francis?

His monotonous music is, really, like the audio soundtrack to a k-hole.

I rolled him over to see where it came out, and there was no big hole in the back.

Well over a thousand holes in, I average less than four strokes per hole.

Instead of going for the hole, I hit the ball directly into the water.

Before he could finish the sentence the Hole-keeper said snappishly, "Well, drop out again—quick!"

Kind of a reception-room in there—guess I know a reception-room from a hole in the wall.

Now-a-days it is the bankrupt who flouts, and his too confiding creditors who are jeered and laughed at.

Squinty, several times, looked at the hole under the pen, by which he had once gotten out.

He felt himself the meanest, vilest thing a-crawl upon this sinful earth, and she—dear God!