unhip

And the unhip multitudes it contains include Disney, Salinger, and Sylvia Plath.

Vineberg stood before the bench in a black winter coat with lettering on the back that mystified the unhip.

Or, as internet indie darlings MGMT put it in their stubbornly unhip new single, "Your Life Is A Lie."

This, however, did not always make up for my often feeling out of place, unhip, and unnoticed at the magazine where I worked.

The New New Goatee can be worn at home or at the office, by the hip and unhip alike, signifying, well, just about anything.