fart

When we first meet Cary and Brooke in season one, he’s a waiter rehearsing his audition for “Man at Party Who Smells Fart” while she is squatting on an air mattress in a luxury apartment she is supposed to be selling.

That bear will walk away from you and fart in your face and it doesn’t mean a thing to him.

I chose the Jack and the Beanstalk fart joke, because it was shorter and not risque.

If you had a burger for lunch, as I do occasionally, raising the beef caused greenhouse-gas emissions—cows burp and fart methane—and so did growing and harvesting the wheat that went into the bun.

Now in the winter of his years, he has no time or desire to fart around and go fishing with his buddies.